What I'm Watching! (Bad Foreign Film Edition)

Good afternoon everybody! Today I'd like to take you on another What I'm Watching journey.... cause that's what this is.... a journey. Ooh, should I start doing "What I"m Watching Wednesdays??" Would that be fun? Comment below if you think it's a good idea!

I'd like to start off with a movie that was so wildly talked about during awards season that I was chomping at the bit to see it. It was even so "good" it was nominated for Best Foreign Language Film at the 2014 Academy Awards. (The spoken language is Flemish.) So to me that says, "this movie is probably awesome, you must see it." I mean, after all, I've had great luck with foreign language films in the past. Anyone remember my post about A Royal Affair??

It's called The Broken Circle Breakdown. (Click the link to go to the IMDb page.)


I watched this film for free (with my Prime Membership) on Amazon Instant Video last night, finally.

Let me just start out, right off the bat, by saying that this is one of those unfortunate instances when the trailer that Amazon Instant had for me to watch completely outdoes the film itself. The trailer left me standing on my feet with my hands knotted in my hair I was wanting to see this film so bad. But after I finally watched the film itself... it was a total bummer. I thought.

The summary on Amazon Instant led me to believe that this film was, and I quote "intensely romantic." I beg to differ.


I'm gonna spoil the whole thing for you, so if you want to watch this movie for yourself and not be tainted with my opinions, you'd best stop reading after a certain point. But you can skip this one as far as I'm concerned, so read ahead!

So in The Broken Circle Breakdown we are told the story of Didier and Elise. Didier is an atheist, and a banjo player/singer in a bluegrass band. Do they even have those in Belgium? I didn't think it was a thing. Anyway, he is obsessed with America. He loves American music and basically just thinks America is the end all be all.

Elise is an artist in a tattoo shop, and according to the IMDb summary, she is a religious realist. Honestly the only "religion" ques I picked up on where the anti-religious rants Didier went on towards the end of the film, but maybe I missed something.


This film jumps back and forth A LOT. And it left me pretty confused most of the time. I know films do that sometimes, cutting between the past and present, for dramatic effect, but the way it was done here left me scratching my head. It starts off when Didier and Elise's daughter, Maybelle - named after Mother Maybelle Carter from the famous Carter Family - is diagnosed with cancer. I should have known right then that this film was gonna leave me lacking. Anyway then it flashes back to Didier and Elise's first night together, ever. Like they drive up into his yard (he's renovating an old looks like a church type building but living in a little travel trailer) and wham bam bada bing. No explanation of how they met, why they met, how long they've known each other, not a clue on who these people are, other than the fact that we know that 7 years into the future they have a child with cancer. Didier talks to Elise about America, and about how stupid tattoos are ('nothing is worth writing it on your body,') and then he wakes up the next morning to the sounds of her taking his truck. She shows up, I'm assuming, a few days later wearing the Old Glory bikini shown in the poster above, with an American Eagle "tattooed" on his truck hood.  Thus begins their "intensely romantic" (hogwash) relationship.

The bluegrass music, while I love it as a genre and I actually enjoyed the musical numbers contained in the film, seemed SO out of place. Maybe it's because everyone was speaking Flemish and then singing Bill Monroe's greatest hits in PERFECT English. It made me wonder, do they even know what they're singing?? To me, that's the point of bluegrass and gospel music (of which there are a few songs towards the end), it's knowing what you're singing about. I never could understand why, if it was Didier's band, why he was singing gospel songs if he was an atheist.  Riddle me that one.

It is obvious that he loves Elise, who somehow magically has a songbird's voice (I think she screeches through her version of "The Wayfaring Stranger," completely killing the emotion of the song, even though it was supposed to be a highly emotional moment) and is instantly the female voice in the band. But when she shows up telling him she's pregnant, he acts like a complete turd and drives off. He shows up a little while later with a bunch of carpentry supplies and tells her that they can't have a baby living in the "caravan." So we are supposed to take that as an "Ok."

Maybelle is an adorable child. I cannot tell you how cute this girl is and frankly I think she's the best little actress in the whole film. She takes her cancer like a champ. There is one scene in particular where a bird flies into a window and dies. She cradles the dead bird in her hands, sobbing, and Didier tells her it's dirty, that he's going to throw it in the trash can. I was sitting in my recliner hollering at the TV. "Can't you see she needs you to BURY that bird?? Your child NEEDS that comfort!!! She's dying and she knows it! What are you gonna do with her when she dies? Throw her in the trash can!!??" And then he goes on a rampage saying that the birds are stupid and they need to learn not to fly into glass. When Elise puts some decals on the windows so that the birds will see and not fly into the glass, Didier tells her it's not fixing the problem, it's just covering it up. They're birds. They're never going to learn. They're birds. Get over yourself. Maybelle finally tells her Daddy that the dead bird became a star and instead of breaking her heart, which I was expecting him to do, he says "Ok, sweetie." Whoa. Deep, man. Real deep.

Maybelle is given some stem cell treatments which the doctors tell Elise and Didier are going to be nearly 100% effective and that they expect the little girl to be completely cured of her cancer. (SPOILERS on the end from here on out!!!) She dies. It's heartbreaking. She was the light of the entire movie. At her graveside, in the middle of the rain, the band sings "Go To Sleep You Little Baby," you know, the song the three sirens sang on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack. I admit, I sang harmony along with it... just because I like that song.

Naturally Didier and Elise's not legal marriage (they said "vows" to each other one night after a gig with one of the band members impersonating Elvis as the officiant, whatevs)  begins to suffer when Elise falls into the expected depression that comes along with the death of a child. And then the blame and name calling starts getting thrown around. Didier says that maybe their house wasn't clean enough, that maybe she ate something she shouldn't have, that Elise drank and smoked for the first 3 months of her pregnancy because she didn't know she was pregnant... Elise slams back saying that there's no cancer in her family and that his Dad and two of his uncles died with it.

She leaves him. She covers up the tattoo of his name on her stomach -something she tends to do with her boyfriends apparently, as we find out in a flashback to how they met, FINALLY- and says she's changed her name to Alabama. Ok. Didier complains that if she isn't Elise anymore, then who is he? Who is he supposed to be with her? (That part I kind of thought was romantic... you know. "Who am I without you? There's no me without you!") She thinks for a moment and says his new name should be Monroe.

They're still singing together as a group and after a few more musical numbers we start seeing flashes of Didier in his white performance suit (they all dress in white to sing) driving his truck with blue lights flashing ahead of him. These go on for ever, cut in and out of scenes.

Didier goes coo-coo-bananas at one point during a gig and starts shouting about there being no God.  As a Christian, I did not agree. I believe in God. I know he's real. Elise, by the end of his little speech in which he calls himself an ape and says that he's afraid, looks like someone has let all the air out of her. She believes Maybelle has gone on to a better place, and Didier believes that she has just ceased to exist. How depressing. Didier calls his beloved dream of America stupid and evil, I think, because at the time President Bush has just vetoed the embryonic stem cell bill. Didier says its America's fault his daughter died. Because America is putting the breaks on stem cell research, Belgium, who has no issues with it whatsoever, is being pulled back. He's upset, he's irrational. I moved on.

FINALLY we discover that Elise, after giving herself a mysterious tattoo, overdosed on some sort of pills. Didier finds her in the tattoo shop, where she's been living since their split, and calls an ambulance. We eventually discover that she's brain dead. So as a final farewell, the day they turn all the life support machines off, Didier and the band play her a final bluegrass jig... not a solemn goodbye song, a freaking jig, around her deathbed. But honestly, if you're gonna die, there's probably no better way to do it than with a lively bluegrass song.

The final shot of the film before it goes dark and the credits roll is Elise's final tattoo.... Alabama & Monroe. *tear*



No more spoilers!


So.... the story to this film was a good one. I'll give it that. The idea of the plot was good. The downfall of a marriage between two wildly different people after the death of their child, mixed in with bluegrass music... yeah. But somewhere I think the execution went wrong.

And can I just say this? PHOTOGRAPHICALLY.... like the technical side of photography, not the composition side, THIS FILM SUCKED!!! There was like NO CONTRAST whatsoever in any shot in the entire film. It made everything look bleak and grey and nothing had any definition to it, at all. I suppose that's the look they were going for, but me, personally, no way. Emotions tend to run higher when everything is in bright, bold detail I think. Ok, so the bleak and grey worked for the funeral scenes but come on... the beautiful shots of the horses running through the fields could have been so much more beautiful if they'd cranked the contrast up just a bit!!

IMDb gives this film a 7.8 out of 10 and I have to give it a 6... maybe a 5. I REALLY REALLY wanted to like this movie. There are 48 user reviews on IMDb and only about 3 of them have anything negative to say.  I just wasn't feeling this movie, at all.

I did like the name though. The Broken Circle Breakdown... pretty awesome if you ask me.

Again, this movie wasn't my cup of tea, it didn't live up to how amazing I thought it was supposed to be from the trailer and the "intensely romantic" comment in the Amazon Instant summary.  If you are interested, give it a look, see what you think.


Just as a warning, as I do for all of my reviews, there is some bad language towards the end. (The "F" word must be universally pronounced the same way) And, of course, there are some adult situations..... I don't know how she got her feet to press up against the truck window like that, but I applauded her flexibility. And also, if you're a softie like me, you may want to have some Kleenex handy for Maybelle.




I watched this next film way before I started doing the What I'm Watching posts. But since I was talking about Foreign Films today, I thought I'd throw this one in. Unfortunately, I didn't like this one either. And I thought for sure I would.


To The Wonder stars Ben Affleck (it was great to see him on screen again, it feels like it's been forever since he's worked, except for Argo, which I still haven't seen) and Rachael McAdams and was directed by Terrence Malick, the man that directed on of my favorite movies The New World. I assumed that because The New World struck such a chord in my soul, that this film we be the same way. Nope. Uh-uh. No way! Not even Ben Affleck could make me like this movie, and I generally love him.

I am not even sure where to start with this movie. It's another one of those where I'm not sure there is an actual story line.

Ben's character, Neil meets this woman, Marina, in Paris. But we never know their names until the very end. Weird? Yes. Anyway he falls in love with her, and her daughter and she comes home with him to Oklahoma. Talk about a culture shock.

Well as you'd expect, free spirited Marina doesn't exactly fit in in Oklahoma. Never mind the fact that they're living in a huge house in a fancy subdivision, which would be enough for me. Right?

All Marina does is spin. The entire time she's on screen, she running and spinning. I got tired just watching her.

Eventually she goes back to Paris, as you'd expect. And while she's gone, Ben Neil runs into Rachael Jane (how unique). Apparently these two had been "friends," if you know what I'm saying, before and then something happened and they split and I think, if I remember correctly, that she got married and was widowed... IDK, in any event she owns this big ranch.

And they're awesome together. Jane doesn't spin. Thank God. Rachael McAdams is simply stunning, visually, in this movie. She's really gorgeous, wearing her pearls with her mud boots. Love it.

But then Neil hears that Marina is having some problems in Paris and he rushes back to rescue her, marrying her. WHA?! Seems kinda sudden, but whatever.  And of course, back to boring ol' Oklahoma they go, without her daughter, who has decided to stay in Paris with her Father.

In the middle of all of this Marina meet Father Quintana, played by Javier Bardem, who is having a "crisis of faith." I'm not sure why his character is even in this movie. He mainly wanders, muttering to God.

Of course, all that glitters is not gold, and Neil and Marina are back in their problems again. She treats him almost like her warden, like he's holding her prisoner, but, if she would just think back, she's the one that called him and said "help I need you, take me back to Oklahoma. Dump the woman you love, the woman you can have a real life with and come back for me, I'll spin in the open fields for you. I'm French and fabulous." Yeah. It got on my nerves.

Did I mention that there IS NO DIALOGUE in this movie?? NONE! Hardly anything at all. It's mostly Marina muttering something in French, or Jane or Father Quintana praying, all in VOICEOVER. Every bit. Jane maybe says 5 words to Neil. I don't recall hearing Ben's voice much at all.

It just WORKED in The New World. IDK what the difference was. But in that film the voice overs and the running and spinning in fields just worked, in this movie it DID NOT.

I read in the Trivia section on IMBd (click the linky above to go to the IMBd page) that Terrence Malick did not have an actual script for this film. He just gave the actors notes every morning and told them to run with it. Basically this film is improvised from beginning to end, and given that, the performances are really good. Terrence Malick said he wanted the emotions conveyed with their actions and their bodies, not with words. Idealistically (is that the right word?) that's all well and good and sometimes it works, i.e. The New World. But it did nothing for the structure of the film, or for the story, really. Again it could be such a good story. Fall in love in Paris, come home, things don't work out, she leaves, guy finds love with an old flame, but then the French girl suddenly reappears, who does he love more??? It could be good, right? I see potential in that.

And, apparently, this is semi-auto-biographical. Plus the trivia section states that Christian Bale had been cast as Neil but had to drop out and was replaced by Ben Affleck.... nothing against Ben, I think he's lovely, but maybe I would have liked it more with Christian.... we will never know.


Apparently I'm not the only person that thought this film was a bust. IMBd gives this movie 6.0 out of 10 stars. I think that's being generous.  I give it a 4, maybe even a 3. Rachael McAdams was my favorite part, and I enjoyed looking at the house that Neil and Marina lived in during her first stay in Oklahoma, I'm a bit of a house nut, in case you couldn't tell.

Just.... pass on this movie. Really. I say it every time that you can watch it if you want to, see for yourself, gather your own opinions, but... honestly... this movie is not worth the effort it takes to pull it up on either Netflix or Amazon Instant. Seriously. It's bad, It's... it's baaad. If you want to watch a good Terrence Malick movie, one with a story, and a beautiful setting and beautiful people, plug in The New World.



So that's it for the Bad Foreign Film Edition of What I'm Watching Wednesday!!! I think that this could possibly become a regular Wednesday thing. I really enjoy my time with my TV, in case you couldn't tell, and watching things I've never watched before and then hopping onto Blogger and writing a review about it makes me feel all special, and important!

I wish I had something to rant and rave about and tell you that I absolutely love it and cannot imagine how I lived my life before watching it, but, alas, it was not to be in this weeks edition.

Maybe next week ;)

 

What I'm Watching!

I'm back with another What I'm Watching! I enjoyed doing this so much before that I thought I'd do another one!

So I've watched The Borgias 84,000 times since I discovered it a few months ago. I'm still obsessed with that show. I love it. But I'm beginning to get to that point when I can repeat every episode verbatim, so I went in search of a new series to start.

Once Upon a Time airs on ABC.

I attempted Once Upon A Time. While I LOVE the idea and the execution... and generally everything else about this show... they killed Jamie Dornan off way way way too soon. I had to take a break to grieve the loss. I haven't made it all the way through the first season yet, but I intend to catch up before the new season starts this fall.

Basically the deal is Emma Swan had a baby when she was a teenager that she gave up for adoption. One day, her given up son, Henry,  now about 10-ish years old, shows up begging for her help. He takes her back to his hometown of Storybrooke, Maine where his mother, Regina, is the Mayor. 

The thing about Storybrooke is, as Henry is so eager to tell Emma, is that everyone in the town is a fairy tale character, and they don't realize it. 

Regina, Henry's adoptive mother and the towns Mayor, is the Evil Queen from Snow White. She has the entire town under a spell and is in serious cahoots with Rumpelstiltskin, played by Robert Carlyle. I'm not sure who's worse, at this point.

The thing I like the most about this show is how imaginative it is and how the fairy tales I grew up with intermingle with each other. I also love watching Ginnifer Goodwin turn in a stellar performance as Snow White/Mary Margaret Blanchard. She is so stinking cute with her little pixie haircut, and all her costumes are right up my alley. 

FUN FACT: Ginnifer Goodwin, who is Snow White on this show, and Josh Dallas, who plays her Prince Charming, fell in love on set and got married in real life!! They just had a son! She literally married Prince Charming.

Emma Swan comes into play in the fairy tale world as the daughter of Snow White and Prince Charming that they banished into the real world when she was born to save her from the Evil Queen. Slowly Emma helps the residents of Storybrooke remember who they were, and what their stories were.

I really have enjoyed what I've seen of this show, and as soon as I have sufficiently gotten over the loss of Jamie Dornan, who played the Sheriff of Storybrooke/The Huntsman from Snow White, I will continue on my journey.

If you have a really active imagination, like I do, or just love fairy tales, this show is wonderful! 





The next show I became enthralled with was a little gem called Carnivale (pronounced Carni-Vahl). I remember wanting to see this show when I was a teenager, but we didn't have HBO, so I was unable to. Amazon Instant recently added this to it's library and I immediately sat down to watch it, and didn't move for nearly 3 days.

Both seasons now available on Amazon Instant Vide

Carnivale ran on HBO from 2003 to 2005. Originally 6 seasons had been planned by creator David Knauf, but after 2 seasons it was canned by HBO, sending fans of the show into a tizzy. The idea was for 2 seasons to be a book. Meaning, 2 seasons tell one story and so on, but all 6 seasons would be connected in a way. So in the end there would be 3 "books" to the Carnivale series. Sort of like American Horror Story is doing these days.

There remains a small glimmer of hope that maybe, possibly, perhaps one day a company like Netflix or Amazon Instant might be able to produce a third season of this show. And if that's the case, I'm first in line with my own bag of popcorn to watch.

I don't even know where to start to tell you about this show. So much goes on and there are so many details. There are two story lines that run parallel to one another, set in the 1930's during the Dust Bowl. In the first story line we meet Ben Hawkins (brilliantly portrayed by Nick Stahl), who's mother has just died from dust pneumonia. A traveling carnival comes across Ben as he's burying his mother, and takes him in as a roustie (roustabout, hired hand). The carnivale is run by the never seen Management and a little person named Samson. There's also a psychic named Appolonia and her daughter, Sofie (Clea DuVall), the bearded lady Lila and her mentalist lover Lodz, the snake handler Ruthie, as well as the cootch dancing Dreifuss family (which includes Meat Loaf's daughter, Amanda Aday, in the early episodes of season 1), and a whole host of other characters, including leader of the rousites, former Major League baseball star Clayton Jones, known as "Jonesy." He's probably my favorite character, he's such a good guy. He got knee-capped by the Mob after refusing the throw a game in their favor. He hobbles around with a leather knee brace on the outside of his pants leg, but that doesn't slow him down at all, he's a force to be reckoned with when you mess with something or someone he loves. Tim DeKay is absolutely adorable as Jonesy.

In the second story line we meet Brother Justin Crowe (the incomparable Clancy Brown) and his sister Iris (Amy Madigan). Brother Justin is a Methodist minister who suddenly begins having visions about opening a mission in Chinatown. A supporting character in Brother Justin and Iris' story is Reverend Norman Balthus, their mentor, played exquisitely by the late Ralph Waite. His character suffers a stroke late in season 1 and is confined to a wheelchair, unable to speak, in season 2. He acts nearly everyone else off the screen with his facial expressions and the looks he gets in his eyes. Job well done, sir. Job well done.

Carnivale is your basic good vs. evil story. You'd think that Brother Justin, the preacher, would be the good, but you'd be wrong. He is a satanic avatar hellbent on the destruction of the world. Ben is a healer and an angelic avatar, if you will. Ben and Justin dance around each other, and their epic showdown for 23 episodes and finally have it out in the 24th. There is the search for Ben's father, Henry Scudder, a disastrous trip to a ghost town called Babylon, love affairs, fires, rival carnivals, visions, secrets, lies, deaths, resurrections, miracles and more twists and turns than a winding country back road all packed into two all-consuming seasons. 

If you like American Horror Story, chances are you will like this show. It still, to this day, has a devout following, of which I now find myself in the midst of. It's a little dark in places, kind of scary here and there... but over all it's a very good show. There is some bad language and nudity (it's HBO, what are you expecting?). The nudity is centered around the cootch show and the Dreifuss women, just as a heads up, I mean, that's what a cootch show is peeps.

So now, after 3 days of non-stop watching this show, I'm faced with having to carry on with my life after the explosive series finale, and all the insane things that happened. I don't know how to just move on after something like that! ;)

Naomi Watts stars as the late Diana, Princess of Wales

As far as movies go, I haven't watched many new ones, because of my obsession with The Borgias and Carnivale. However, I did take a time out a few nights ago to watch Diana. ...Uuuummm... I'm not sure how I feel about this movie. 

Naomi Watts gives it a solid try as Princess Diana. She's a wonderful, talented actress, but I think the character of Diana, Princess of Wales is a toughie in general, for even the most experienced or talented of actresses. While she gave it her best effort to give us that "Diana Look," like what's on the poster, you know, the through the lashes look that Diana gave so often, it looked unnatural for her, and made it seems as though she was trying too hard. Her accent was fine, but Naomi Watts is wonderful at accents. The thing that always gets me about Diana movies is the hair. They never get the hair right. It's too feathery too late in her life, most of the time. Too much the way she styled it in the 80's into the 90's. Towards the end of the life, her hair was less feathery, less fluffy. It was sleeker, more defined.,  They showed bits of Naomi as Diana during the Martin Basheer interview, the famous interview that caused Buckingham Palace to implode... I felt like I personally could have mimicked it better. 

That's what it was. To me, it felt like Naomi Watts what trying to just mimic Princess Diana, instead of really getting in, digging her heels into the part and becoming the Princess.

This film tells the story of the late princess' affair with an Indian heart surgeon named Dr. Hasnat Khan, played by Naveen Andrews, the only bright spot in this movie for me. I knew very little about this relationship before seeing the film, but apparently he was "her great love." I don't know. I guess I never gave it much though. I always assumed that Dodi Fayed was the great love, but this film plays him off as a rebound, the guy Diana went to to get back at Hasnat for breaking off their relationship. You can never be 100% sure with what's the actual truth about Princess Diana, there are so many stories and contradicting opinions. It even shows Diana setting up a photographer while she was on her vacation with Dodi, making sure that Hasnat saw the images of her with Dodi on his yacht. All those supposedly intrusive photos of her last vacation with Dodi, in this film, were played as a set up by the princess herself.

Here's my thing... movies about public figures, especially ones as famous at the late princess, are hard to pull of right. This movie was touted as the greatest thing since sliced bread, but it left me flat. An actress as well known as Naomi Watts falling flat on her face trying too hard was not something I enjoyed watching.

What I did enjoy was Naveen Andrews. Perhaps it's because I didn't have a picture in my head of how the real Hasnat Khan was during that time.  I didn't have something for him to live up to, you know what I'm saying. Right? He made me believe he was in love with Diana, truly. The way Naomi Watts played Diana.... she played her almost as desperate, which could be true, depending on which story you listen to. It was almost like she saw him, picked him out of a crowd and made him her project. Anything to feel loved. We all know that Princess Diana had issues with that, -not feeling loved- but this movie made it seem as though Diana saw Hasnat, an attractive, successful man, decided to make him her project and the next day was wanting to marry him. Naveen Andrews had me in tears at the end of the movie when he finds out about Diana's death. I was shocked that I was crying during a film I disliked as much as Diana, but after the credits rolled I realized it was the emotion I felt coming off of Naveen Andrews causing me to tear up.

The only movie in this area that I think gets it right is The Queen with Helen Mirren as Queen Elizabeth II. I don't know what the difference is. Is it the material? The writing? What time frame the film is set? A film about the death of the Princess (not a lifetime movie, I mean) might be worth a watch, but it will never happen. Is it the acting? Helen Mirren is an amazing actress, but so is Naomi Watts-- most of the time. The direction of the film? I don't know where Diana went wrong, but to me, it did.

I may watch it again, just to see Naveen Andrews be amazing. 

I wonder if, when actresses like Naomi Watts sign on for roles like this, if they're expecting it to be their shining Academy Award winning moment? Did Lindsey Lohan think she was a shoe-in for Emmy's and Golden Globe's when she played Elizabeth Taylor (horrifically)? I certainly hope Naomi Watts didn't come onto this project thinking that she was going to blow all the competition out of the water, because she certainly did not. 

If you're on the fence about watching this movie, go ahead and give it a look. Naveen Andrew's performance is wonderful. And it is fun seeing Naomi Watts in all of those iconic Diana dresses.

Starring Brian d'Arcy James and Sutton Foster as Shrek and Princess Fiona

Lastly, here's a movie I can't get away from. Aaron and I love it! Shrek the Musical! 

Ok, so we're 7 years old. Whatever, we don't care. We are obsessed. You can find this little lovely on Netflix.

I decided to watch this one night back in February while I was giving crotcheting a scarf. I know, random. But I did. 

Instantly I loved it. Aaron was asleep, but I went and woke him up to get him to watch it with me. It's so stinking cute.

If you liked Shrek, the movie, which, lets face it, most of us adults did, you will love this. 

Shrek the Musical ran on Broadway for a year, from 2008 to 2009. It then did a tour of the US in 2010 and in 2011 the West End revamped the musical for their audiences. It is unclear when, exactly this version was filmed, but it was during the original run of the US Broadway show.

Brian d'Arcy James plays Shrek, the iconic green ogre. He does the part justice, let me tell you. His accent is spot on, his acting is hilarious and his singing is beyond amazing. He has a stellar voice.

Blowing me away as Princess Fiona is Sutton Foster. I'd never heard of her before this, but she.is.phenominal. She is hilarious, she can sing, she can dance, she has perfect comedic timing. We love her so much we are tossing around the idea of naming a daughter (if that ever happens) Sutton. 

Daniel Breaker totally lives up to Eddie Murphy as Donkey. He is HILARIOUS! His singing voice is fantastic and his comedic timing, like Sutton Fosters, is spot on. 

Lord Faarquad is played by Christopher Sieber. The tall actor performs the entire show on his knees. Yes. He breaks the 4th wall on a regular basis, and hilarious every time he does. For example, when he rides up to Princess Fiona, to save her from Shrek and take her back to the Duloc to marry him, he's riding an obviously fake horse. To stop the horse he says  "Whoa, plastic horse." And it's hilarious!  His musical numbers are show stopping.

The supporting cast of fairy tale creature is dead on. Pinocchio sounds exactly like the Pinocchio from the movie version, as does the Gingerbread Man.

I'm a sucker for catchy musical tunes, and this show has them in spades.

My second favorite song in the production is "I Know It's Today," which is sung by Princess Fiona at 3 different stages in her life in the tower. She sings about reading the fairy tales and waiting for it to happen to her in real life, just knowing it's today that it will happen for her. 8,423 days later, it still hasn't happened.  By the end of the song she's a bit frantic. Sutton Foster's voice is amazing. 

My  favorite song is "Who I'd Be." This song tugs at my heartstrings so bad. Donkey asks Shrek who he'd be if he wasn't an ogre. Originally Shrek says nobody, but after some prodding, Shrek sings about being a hero, or a viking, a poet, or a prince charming. Princess Fiona, now changed into an ogre as it's after sunset, comes into the background singing a refrain of "I Know It's Today." Donkey chimes in turning the song into a stellar trio, sending chills up my spine every single time. It's another one of those instances where this feeds my imagination. I tear up every time. The lighting is beautiful during this song as well. You just don't know until you see it. The way their three voices blend is simply magical.

There are the funny songs, like "The Ballad of Faarquad," and "Donkey Pot Pie," sung by the dragon to Donkey. Don't forget about the two show stoppers that the Fairy Tale Creatures sing "Story of my Life" and "Freak Flag." Shrek and Fiona also stand off against each others suffering in "I Think I Got You Beat," which has some fabulous harmony.

The best part is they end the show with "I'm a Believer!" 

This is just all around good fun for kids, or us kid like adults. Before you watch anything else I've mentioned, go watch this. It'll make your day. 


So yeah, that's the wide array of what I'm watching. It's a bit all over the place, ain't it? Oh well, I like what I like, even if it makes no sense how or why!


Thanks for hanging out with me for another What I'm Watching!